It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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