Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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