Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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