You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
So much rum. So many feels.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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