Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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