but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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