I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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