fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
So vagazzling was a success
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