We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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