This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
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of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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