This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
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She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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