What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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