my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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