sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
23 People Confess Why They Don’t Talk To Their Best Friend Anymore
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Are we still banned from the library?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
These 17 Delivery Dudes Suck At Their Jobs But Are Winning At Life
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Boobs are out for the taking
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major