so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.