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I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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