if i can run in heels then i can drive
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up