but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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