so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.