trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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