if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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