I'm jealous of your bromance
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
She's the barista slut.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize