he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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