I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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