He kissed a someone with a penis
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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