Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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