it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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