Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Randomize
