check it out our google latitudes are spooning
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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