Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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