There was a lot of him and a little penis
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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