that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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