i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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