My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
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