just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
