just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Randomize
