butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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