If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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