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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.

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  The Rock won.

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• (845): View more from New York

  so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....

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• (512): View more from Texas

  we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants

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• (347): View more from New York

  sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.

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