I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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