Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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