i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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