Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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