Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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