so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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