after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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