Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
We have so much sex to catch up on
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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