i wish there were pregnant emoticons
We need to rekindle our bromance
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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