You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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