Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
