North Korea, Best Korea!
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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