She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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