brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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