This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Randomize
