drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
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Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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