Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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