Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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