He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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