it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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