I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
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I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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