Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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